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The blonde is so dumb ...
she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip
flops.
she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
she sat on TV & watched the couch.
she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put
"Hooked on Phonics."
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
she got hit by a cup and told the police that she go mugged.
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
she thinks socialism means partying.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked,
"M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
when she read on her job application to not write below the
dotted line she put "O.K."
at the bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put
Sagitarius.
she got a part time job painting skittles.
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put
911.
she asked for a price check at the 99
cent store.
she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said
"Ah Levis?"
so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid she said "what's that letter after
x" and I said Y she said "cause I want to know."
she stands up on an empty bus.
she studied for blood test & failed.
she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
she thought the board of education was a
piece of wood.
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because
she couldn't read.
that she go hit by a parked car.
that she sold the car for gas money.
that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
she asked You "What is the number
for 911".
she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill.
when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
