Imagine if the court room was filled with blonde lawyers:

Blonde lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Blonde lawyer: What happened then?

A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

Blonde lawyer: Did he kill you?

Blonde lawyer: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

Blonde lawyer: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Blonde lawyer: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Blonde lawyer: How many were boys?

A: None.

Blonde lawyer: Were there any girls?

Blonde lawyer: Were you alone or by yourself?

Blonde lawyer: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?

A: That's me.

Blonde lawyer: Were you present when that picture was taken?

Blonde lawyer: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Blonde lawyer: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Blonde lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Blonde lawyer: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Blonde lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?

Blonde lawyer: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?

A: I'll be three months on March 12th.

Blonde lawyer: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?

A: Yes.

Blonde lawyer: What were you doing at that time?

Blonde lawyer: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

Blonde lawyer: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Blonde lawyer: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?

A: I used to be.

Blonde lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide?

Blonde lawyer: So, you were gone until you returned?

Blonde lawyer: You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

Blonde lawyer: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?

A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.

Blonde lawyer: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?

A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!

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